Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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