i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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