If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I want to be your penis for a week.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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