I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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