You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
only if we run a train.
done.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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