There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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