btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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