Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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