i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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