think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So here I am, sexting at work.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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