is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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