And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Randomize
