butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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