what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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