Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
