K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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