wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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