their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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