just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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