We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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