I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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