Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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