I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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