in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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