I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
