At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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