smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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