you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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