last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you win again, gameday.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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