I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i drank out of a bidet.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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