He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im six kinds of drunk right now
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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