when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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