would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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