Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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