Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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