Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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