just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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