Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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