Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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