Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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