WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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