Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
