Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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