I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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