He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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