That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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