so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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