it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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