he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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