Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
North Korea, Best Korea!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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