i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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